The 23rd Internet
author unknown

The computer is my shepherd, I shall not want.
It leads me away from my family and my faith. It destroys my soul.
It leads me in the path of snerts and cyber sex for the sponsor's sake.
Yea, thou I walk in the shadow of Christian responsibilities,
There will be no interruption, for the computer is with me.
It's mouse and its keyboard, they comfort me.
It prepares a world wide web for me in the presence of my worldliness.
It anoints my head with web sites and email, My mailbox runneth over.
Surely laziness and ignorance shall follow me all the days of my life
And I shall dwell in front of my computer forever.