Orange Head Wish

A guy is walking down the street when he sees a man with a big, round, orange head walking with a gorgeous woman.

The first guy stares, slack-jawed. As they get closer, he can't help himself. "Sir, I'm sorry to be rude, but I have to ask about your head." "Oh, this?" the orange-headed man sighs. "I wasn't born with it. I found a magic lamp in the Caribbean. I rubbed it, and a genie granted me three wishes." "No way!" the first guy says. "Way. For my first wish, I asked to be a billionaire. Poof! Rich beyond my wildest dreams. For my second wish, I asked for a beautiful, devoted wife. And here she is." "That's amazing!" says the first guy. "But what about the head?" The man looks down sadly. "For my third wish... I think that's where I went wrong. I wished for a big, round, orange head."