The Parrot and the Turkey

A man went to a pet shop and bought a talking parrot.

He took the parrot home and tried to teach it to say a few things, but the parrot just swore at him. After a few hours of trying to teach the bird, the man finally said, "If you don't stop swearing, I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment." The parrot continued, so finally, the man put the bird in the freezer. About an hour later, the parrot asked the man to please open the door. As the man took the shivering bird out of the freezer, it said, "I promise to never swear again. Just tell me what that turkey did!"