Animals Jokes
111 jokes
Alligator in a Vest
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
🐾Bear in Billings
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana...
🐾Bear's Big Pause
A bear is sitting at a bar.
🐾Bears Eating Clown
Two bears are eating a clown.
🐾Bee Work Schedule
What time do bees clock off work?
🐾Beware of Dog
Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!" po...
🐾Big Nostrils
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
🐾Blind Deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
🐾Buffalo Farewell
What did the momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?
🐾Cat Criminal
What did the fat cat go to prison for?
🐾Cat Scream
What does a cat say when you step on its tail?
🐾Catching a Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?
🐾Changing Lanes
Why should you never drive on a highway next to a chameleon?
🐾Chicken Coop Doors
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
🐾Chicken Motives
I dream of a better world.
🐾Chicken Sedan
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
🐾Colorblind Dog Poem
Roses are grey, violets are grey.
🐾Cow's Last Words
A farmer is about to slaughter a cow. He walks up to the cow, but the cow catches on and starts runn...
🐾Dirty Double-Crosser
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross the road again?
🐾Dog Interview
A dog walked in for a job interview today.
🐾Dog Poem
A poem from a dog.
🐾Dog's Age
What does a dog become after it is six years old?
🐾Duck Puns
Here are a few duck jokes for you:
🐾Eats, Shoots, and Leaves
A panda walks into a bar.
🐾Elephant Diarrhea
What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
🐾Elephant Hygiene
What do elephants use for tampons?
🐾Elephant Measurements
What did the male elephant say to his buddy when a female elephant passed by?
🐾Elephant Sound
What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?
🐾Elephants in a Fridge
How do you get two elephants into a refrigerator?
🐾Exploding Monkey
What do you call an exploding monkey?
🐾Fast Lion
Why did the lion win the race?
🐾Favorite Zoo Animal
My favorite animal at the zoo is the gorilla.
🐾Fish Jokes Collection
Here are a few fish jokes...
🐾Fish Tank
Two fish are in a tank.
🐾Fish in a Tank
Two fish are in a tank.
🐾Floating Animal
What animal floats the best?
🐾Frog Breath
How long can a frog hold its breath underwater?
🐾Frog Psychic
A male frog goes to a psychic.
🐾Giraffe in a Bar
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar and get wasted.
🐾Goldfish in a Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says,
🐾Gorilla Nostrils
Why are a gorilla's nostrils so big?
🐾Grasshopper Named Dave
A grasshopper wanders into a bar and sits down.
🐾Gray with Trunk
What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?
🐾Hamster Wheel
My hamster died today.
🐾Healthy Anteaters
How come anteaters never get sick?
🐾Hiding Elephants
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
🐾Horse House
I built a house for a horse today.
🐾Horse Shakespeare
To neigh, or not to neigh...
🐾Hungry Bird
Why did the bird go to the restaurant?
🐾Immobile Dog
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
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