Jesus is Watching

A burglar breaks into a house...

As he is making his rounds, collecting valuables, he hears a voice: "Jesus is watching you!" He freezes and looks around. He doesn't see anyone. He slowly continues through the house, but then he hears it again: "Jesus is watching you!" He is really scared now, so he cautiously starts to make his way out of the house when his flashlight falls on a parrot in a cage. The parrot looks at him and shouts, "Jesus is watching you!" The burglar laughs at himself for being so stupid. Then he hears a low growl. He spins around and comes face to face with the largest dog he has ever seen. The parrot shouts out, "Get him, Jesus!"