Anti-Humor Jokes
49 jokes
Airline Food
There's one joke that I just don't get.
😂Apple Growth
How many apples grow on a tree?
😂Basketball Skills
Why are black people good at basketball?
😂Batman's Command
What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?
😂Benefits of Swimming
Swimming is good for you.
😂Big Yellow Bulldozer
What is big, yellow, and cannot swim?
😂Blind Mice Bar
Three blind mice walk into a bar...
😂Coffee Preference
I like my women like I like my coffee.
😂Coming Out
What is the hardest part about coming out of the closet?
😂Deer in a Bar
A deer walks into a bar.
😂Falling Objects
What is white, big, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?
😂Flying South
Why do some birds fly south for the winter?
😂Gay Dinosaur
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
😂Green Wheels
What's green and has wheels?
😂Green With Wheels
What is green and has four wheels?
😂Incomplete Joke
A Jewish man told me this...
😂Language Barrier
What did the Japanese Priest say to the German Minister?
😂Long Story Short
I like to make jokes about summarizing stories without context.
😂Man at the Bakery
A man arrives at the bakery...
😂Me Neither
Person 1: Do you know that joke about the no and the me neither?
😂Mexican Octopus
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
😂Mole and Eagle
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
😂Non-Rhyming Poem
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
😂Pirate Movie Rating
What is the pirate movie rated?
😂Pizza Difference
What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
😂Plum and Elephant
What do a plum and an elephant have in common?
😂Prom Night Lines
A guy takes his girlfriend to the prom.
😂Pun Plus Pun
What is a pun plus a pun?
😂Racist Lightbulb
How many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?
😂Red and Bad
What's red and bad for your teeth?
😂Retired Postman
What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?
😂Sad Horse
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
😂Smells Like Paint
What is red and smells like green paint?
😂Stoic Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
😂Talking Rocks
So these two rocks are having a conversation...
😂The Donut and the Ring
There was once an unemployed donut named Bob.
😂The Fallen Parrot
Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?
😂The Pilot
What do you call a Black man who flies a plane?
😂The Polite Cab Driver
What did the taxi driver say when the black man got into his cab?
😂The Third One Ducks
Two men walk into a bar...
😂The Whale Walks into a Bar
A priest, a rabbi, and a whale walk into a bar.
😂The Yawner
So there's this guy who yawns a lot...
😂Tripping Centipede
A centipede was walking to work one day...
😂Unexpected Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
😂V Formation
When you see geese flying in a V formation, you might notice that one side of the V is longer than t...
😂Waiting for FedEx
Last night I dreamt about you again.
😂Walks Into a Bar
A guy walks into a bar...
😂What Is Tiring
Do you know what's really tiring?
😂What Makes Me Smile
You know what really makes me smile?