The Donut and the Ring

There was once an unemployed donut named Bob.

Luckily for him, a pirate ship sailed into the port that day. He went to the captain of the ship and said, "Can I work on your ship?" The captain said, "No." The donut went home sad and depressed. The next day, he went back to the captain. "Can I work on your ship?" "No!" The donut again sulked all the way back home. Then he had a brilliant idea. He’d ask the captain again. The next day, he went back to the ship docked at the harbor. "Captain, can I work on your ship?" "No, and the next time you ask, I’ll throw you overboard." The next day, the donut comes back. "Can I work on your ship?" The captain says no and throws him overboard. If you didn't like that joke, here is another one you might like. There was a man named Jim, who was a train conductor. One day he decided he wanted to propose to his girlfriend. So he takes a break from work and rents a boat. During a romantic moment, Jim gets on one knee and proposes. "Will you marry me?" Just as his girlfriend is about to say yes, a giant fish jumps out of the water, startling him. Jim drops the ring into the ocean. Later that night, they go to a fancy restaurant, disappointed about losing the expensive ring. Jim’s girlfriend opens a clam, and guess what was inside? The donut.