Anti-jokes Jokes

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10 Inches and White

What's 10 inches long and white?

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Airline Food

There's one joke that I just don't get.

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Apple Growth

How many apples grow on a tree?

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Bad for Teeth

What is red and bad for your teeth?

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Bar Injury

A man walks into a bar...

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Bar Walk

Two men walk into a bar...

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Basketball Skills

Why are black people good at basketball?

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Batman's Command

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

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Benefits of Swimming

Swimming is good for you.

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Big Green Killer

What is big and green, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?

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Big Yellow Bulldozer

What is big, yellow, and cannot swim?

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Blue Cow

What do you call a blue cow?

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Brown and Sticky

What is brown and sticky?

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Challenging the Law

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

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Chicken vs. Truck

Why did the chicken jump in front of a moving truck?

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Coffee Preference

I like my women like I like my coffee.

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Coming Out

What is the hardest part about coming out of the closet?

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Confused Lightbulb

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Dangerous Furniture

What has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

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Deaf Crows

There were 100 crows sitting on a wire. A farmer shot one. How many were left?

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Deer in a Bar

A deer walks into a bar.

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Dinner Guests

If I could have dinner with any three people, dead or alive...

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Dinner Preference

"If I could have dinner with any person, dead or alive..."

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Dog With No Legs

What do you call a dog with no legs?

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Dropped Ice Cream

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

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Fired Mailman

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

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Flat Feet

Why do ducks have flat feet?

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Flying South

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

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Gay Dinosaur

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

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George Washington Today

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

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Green Wheels

What's green and has wheels?

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Green With Wheels

What's green and has wheels?

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Green to Red

What is green, but turns red when you press a button?

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Guess What

Guess what?

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Hearing Impaired Duck

What do you call a hearing-impaired duck?

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Incomplete Joke

A Jewish man told me this...

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Interactive Knock-Knock

I have a knock-knock joke for you...

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Jimmy's Candy

Jimmy has 36 candy bars, and he eats 28. What does Jimmy have?

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Killing Elephants

How do you kill an elephant?

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Language Barrier

What did the Japanese Priest say to the German Minister?

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Limbo Champion

So a limbo champion walks into a bar...

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Lobster Soccer

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

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Long Story Short

I like to make jokes about summarizing stories without context.

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Man at the Bakery

A man arrives at the bakery...

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Me Neither

Person 1: Do you know that joke about the no and the me neither?

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Mexican Octopus

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?

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Mole and Eagle

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

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Non-Rhyming Poem

Roses are red, Violets are blue,

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One-Armed Rower

How does a one-armed man row a boat?

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One-Legged Cow

Where do you find a one-legged cow?