The German's Wish

An Italian, a Turk, a Pole, and a German are walking across a beach when they find a bottle with a genie in it. The genie says she'll grant each of them one wish.

The Italian says, "I'd just like a nice beach to lounge around on and drink cappuccinos." The genie grants his wish. Next is the Turk, who says, "I'd like to be in heaven with seventy virgins." The genie grants his wish. Next is the Pole, who says, "I'd like to be driving a fancy car on the highway that makes all my friends jealous." The genie grants his wish. Finally, the German is set to make a wish, but he says, "Well, I guess now I don't really have any wishes."