The Whale Walks into a Bar

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale walk into a bar.

The priest says, "Since I've accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior, I'll take a gin and tonic." The rabbi says, "Since I'm still waiting for the Messiah to arrive, I'll have a nice vodka." The whale walks up to the bar and says, "Mwwwoooooooowwwwww." (Because whales don't talk.)