Only One Dollar

A man walks into a bar and orders nine glasses of wine.

The bartender starts to pour them but can't keep up with how fast the man is drinking them! He asks, "Sir, if I may ask, why are you drinking like this?" The man replies, "You'd be drinking this way if you had what I have." The bartender, looking shocked, asks, "Sir, what is it you have?" He replies, "A dollar."