Potatoes in the Sack

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead break out of jail...

During their escape, they run across a big cornfield and find themselves in front of a big red barn. Hearing police sirens, they panic and open the barn doors to find three burlap sacks. In their hurry, they all decide to hide in the sacks. When the police officer finally arrives, all he sees are the three burlap sacks in front of him. The police officer goes up to the bag with the brunette inside and kicks it. A loud "Meow" is heard, and he says, "Oh, there must be kittens inside." So the officer goes to the bag with the redhead, kicks it, and hears "Woof Woof," to which he says, "Oh, there must be puppies inside." The officer then heads to the bag with the blonde and gives it a sharp kick. He hears nothing, so he kicks it a second time. Nothing... He finally kicks it a third time, and the blonde jumps out and shouts: "POTATOES!"