The Rower

A blonde woman was tired of all the "stupid blonde" jokes, so she decided to do something about it.

She went to a salon and dyed her hair black. On the drive home, feeling pleased, she spotted another blonde rowing a boat in a front yard. She pulled over, walked to the edge of the lawn, and screamed, "You know, it's stupid blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name!" The woman in the boat ignored her and kept rowing. Frustrated, the first woman yelled, "You're lucky I can't swim, or I'd come out there and tip that boat over!"