Celebrity Jokes

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50 Cent's Sweater

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a sweater?

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Arnold's Chess Game

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say before he began his chess game?

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Bear Grylls Fired

I feel bad for Bear Grylls getting fired. He can survive anywhere...

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Big Fan

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Bieber?

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Bono's Sunglasses

After all these years, Bono still "hasn't found what he's looking for."

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Christopher Opposites

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

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Connery's Savings

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

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David Bowie Swimming

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

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Hanging Brad Definition

HANGING BRAD: What actress Gwyneth Paltrow wants to do to her ex-boyfriend Brad Pitt.

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Horse to Water

You can lead a horse to water...

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Ja Rule's Bread

What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

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Keanu's Horse

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

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MJ at the Bank

What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

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Meat Loaf's Limit

Meat Loaf said, "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that..."

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Michael Jackson and God

Who was Michael Jackson?

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Michael Vick's Wedding

Eagles QB Michael Vick is engaged to be married.

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No Hassle

David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the bartender...

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Opposite of Christopher Reeve

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

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Paris Hilton's Dog

Why does Paris Hilton have a Chihuahua?

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Paula's Diagnosis

Paula Deen reportedly has Type 2 diabetes.

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Pickpocketing Verne Troyer

Verne Troyer was pickpocketed on a recent trip to New York.

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Pop Star Lumberjack

Which pop star cuts down trees?

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Randy Quaid's Hell

Randy Quaid was confronted by Satan a while back. It was time to pay for his unlikely Hollywood succ...

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Ray Charles' Rubik's Cube

What goes click-click-click... "Did I get it?"

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Reese Witherspoon

I heard a celebrity was stabbed the other day.

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Reese Witherspoon Accident

Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car in Los Angeles this morning.

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Rhymes with Snoop

What is brown and rhymes with Snoop?

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SJP Walks into a Bar

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar...

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Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar...

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Sarah Jessica Parker Horse

A horse walks into a bar...

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Sean Connery Tennis

At what time does Sean Connery like to watch the Williams sisters play?

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Sean Connery's Seafood

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

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Snoop Dogg's Ride

Why did Snoop Dogg ride the Magic School Bus?

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Snoop Dogg's Umbrella

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

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Snoop's Umbrella

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

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So Did Michael Jackson

After everything I say, say to yourself, "So did Michael Jackson."

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Stevie Wonder's House

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?

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War Horse

After reviewing Spielberg's WWII movies, I can't decide which actor is superior:

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Whitney Houston's Funeral

Watching Whitney Houston's funeral...

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Why the Long Face

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar...

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Will Smith in Snow

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

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Will Smith in the Snow

How do you find Will Smith after a snowstorm?