Celebrity Jokes
35 jokes
50 Cent's Sweater
What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a sweater?
😂Arnold's Chess Game
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say before he began his chess game?
😂Big Fan
What did the wind turbine say to Justin Bieber?
😂Bono's Sunglasses
After all these years, Bono still "hasn't found what he's looking for."
😂Christopher Opposites
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
😂Connery's Savings
Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?
😂Hanging Brad Definition
HANGING BRAD: What actress Gwyneth Paltrow wants to do to her ex-boyfriend Brad Pitt.
😂Horse to Water
You can lead a horse to water...
😂Keanu's Horse
What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?
😂Meat Loaf's Limit
Meat Loaf said, "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that..."
😂Michael Jackson and God
Who was Michael Jackson?
😂Michael Vick's Wedding
Eagles QB Michael Vick is engaged to be married.
😂No Hassle
David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the bartender...
😂Paris Hilton's Dog
Why does Paris Hilton have a Chihuahua?
😂Paula's Diagnosis
Paula Deen reportedly has Type 2 diabetes.
😂Pickpocketing Verne Troyer
Verne Troyer was pickpocketed on a recent trip to New York.
😂Pop Star Lumberjack
Which pop star cuts down trees?
😂Randy Quaid's Hell
Randy Quaid was confronted by Satan a while back. It was time to pay for his unlikely Hollywood succ...
😂Reese Witherspoon
I heard a celebrity was stabbed the other day.
😂Reese Witherspoon Accident
Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car in Los Angeles this morning.
😂Rhymes with Snoop
What is brown and rhymes with Snoop?
😂SJP Walks into a Bar
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar...
😂Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar...
😂Sarah Jessica Parker Horse
A horse walks into a bar...
😂Sean Connery Tennis
At what time does Sean Connery like to watch the Williams sisters play?
😂Sean Connery's Seafood
What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?
😂Snoop Dogg's Ride
Why did Snoop Dogg ride the Magic School Bus?
😂Snoop Dogg's Umbrella
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?
😂Snoop's Umbrella
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?
😂So Did Michael Jackson
After everything I say, say to yourself, "So did Michael Jackson."
😂Stevie Wonder's House
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?
😂War Horse
After reviewing Spielberg's WWII movies, I can't decide which actor is superior:
😂Why the Long Face
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar...
😂Will Smith in Snow
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
😂Will Smith in the Snow
How do you find Will Smith after a snowstorm?