Dad Joke Jokes
8 jokes
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Basement Leak
A guy calls a plumber and says, "Hey, I've got a leak in my basement."
👨Dancing Tissue
How do you make a tissue dance?
👨Math Golf
What did the mathematician say while golfing?
👨Night Thoughts
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone.
👨Ocean Greeting
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
👨Stealing Signs
Someone accused my dad of stealing from his job at the Department of Transportation.
👨Sticky Wood
What is made of wood and is sticky?
👨Trigonometry Pun
Why did I divide sin by tan?