The Mother of Eleven Jaydens

What's in a name?

A woman sits down next to another mother on a park bench as their kids play together on a playground. They get to talking, and the woman is astonished that the other mother has eleven children, all named Jayden. "Why did you call all your kids Jayden?" she asked her new friend. "It’s a great time-saver," she replied. "I can just yell 'JAYDEN, time for bed,' and they all come running." A perplexed look crossed the face of the first woman. "But don’t you find it a little confusing? What if you only wanted to call one specific child—the oldest or the youngest? How do you get just their attention?" "Simple," said the mother of eleven. "Then I just call them by their last names."