Food Jokes
32 jokes
Annoying Chili
Why is chili so annoying?
🍕Arrogant Meat
What is the most arrogant cut of meat?
🍕Bachelor's Food Guide
Here it is, the secret chart used by bachelors worldwide, because they don't have wives who can reco...
🍕Blushing Tomato
Why did the tomato turn red?
🍕Buffalo Wings
How can you legally sell buffalo wings, don't you know that they are extinct?
🍕Cheesy Pizza Joke
I have a pizza joke,
🍕Colonel Sanders' Chicken Road Question
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
🍕Dinner Reservation
I made my favorite thing for Dinner, a reservation.
🍕Elvis Parsley
What is green and sings?
🍕Feta Up
Why did the top chefs stop using goat cheese in their Greek salads?
🍕French Fries Question
What's so French about French fries?
🍕Gingerbread Man's Misstep
What did the Gingerbread Man step on?
🍕Hot Dog Question
Were hot dogs ever made of dogs?
🍕Indian Restaurant Order
What did the man order at the Indian restaurant?
🍕Italian Buffet Predicament
A large woman got stuck in the door of my local Italian buffet.
🍕Made of Meat
Vegetarians...
🍕Melon Wedding
Why didn't the melons get married?
🍕Mr. Peanut's Health
Mr. Peanut can't be a health nut...
🍕Potato Alarm
Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?
🍕Queen Bean
What is that white thing in my pork and beans?
🍕Roast Beef vs. Pea Soup
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
🍕Sad Strawberry
Why was the young strawberry crying?
🍕Stolen Cheese
What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese?
🍕Sweet Talk
What did the cake say to the pie?
🍕Teenage Cracker
What do you call a teenage cheese cracker?
🍕The Mushroom
Why does everybody like the mushroom?
🍕The Nosy Pepper
What does a nosy pepper do?
🍕The Seafood Diet
Heard about the seafood diet?
🍕The Silent Kebab
What do you call a silent kebab?
🍕The Unique Breakfast
A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read "Unique Breakfast," so he walked in an...
🍕Turtle Soup Mix-up
Keith and Phyllis are going out one evening for one of their "nights out." They sit down at a restau...
🍕Unique Breakfast
A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read "Unique Breakfast," so he walked in an...