History Jokes
21 jokes
Caesar's Allergy
It sucks how Caesar died...
😂Damansky Island Strategy
During the Damansky Island incident, the Chinese military developed three main strategies:
😂End of His Korea
Kim Jong-il is dead?
😂French Twitter
Did you know France has a Twitter account?
😂German Occupation
A German tourist lands in Paris.
😂German Tourist
A German tourist arrives at a French airport. An immigration officer asks him, "Occupation?"
😂Internet Quotes
The problem with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they're actually real.
😂Italian Tank For Sale
Italian WWII tank for sale.
😂KGB at the Bar
The KGB walks into a bar...
😂Lincoln's Question
If Abraham Lincoln were alive right now, he'd probably say...
😂Miss Muffet and Saddam
What do Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
😂North Saxons
What did they call the North Saxons?
😂Origin of the Term "Hot Dog"
While sausages had been around for quite some time, the actual name "hot dog" was coined by cartooni...
😂Panama Invasion
Why did the U.S. invade Panama?
😂Pilgrims and Flowers
April showers bring May flowers, but what do Mayflowers bring?
😂Presidential Pauses
Which president was famous for his long pauses?
😂Procrastinating Dictator
Did you hear about the procrastinating dictator?
😂Red Coats and Brown Pants
During a war between Britain and France, French soldiers captured an English Major. The French Gener...
😂Soviet Driving
Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?
😂The Inept Pharaoh
What was the name of the Pharaoh that screwed everything up?
😂WWII Twist
Germany loses at home, and Japan beats America in overtime.