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Halloween Puns

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Halloween puns and bad one-liners...

What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people? Ghoul-Aid. What's a ghost's favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet. Why did Dracula go to the doctor? Because he was coffin.

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