Legal Jokes
11 jokes
Bank Robbery Verdict Confusion
After a two-week criminal trial in a very high-profile bank robbery case, the judge turns to the jur...
⚖️Courtroom Quotes
1. Said in Court -------------------------------------------------------------------- These are thin...
⚖️Falling Down in America
An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a Law School in Italy, when an Italian law...
⚖️Johnny's Witness Testimony
Johnny appeared as a witness in a lawsuit. The attorney asked, "Where were you on the night of July ...
⚖️Jury Duty Prejudices
A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every exc...
⚖️Legal Light Bulb
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
⚖️Making a Will
A man went to his lawyer and said, "I would like to make a will, but I don't know exactly how to go ...
⚖️Moon Witness Joke
This old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asks Sam, "Did you see my client ...
⚖️The Lawyer's Plea
The lady lawyer approached the jury box and began an eloquent plea for her client: "Ladies and gentl...
⚖️Voluntary Manslaughter
A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definition of voluntary manslaug...
⚖️Witness Measures Accident Distance
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the la...