The Safe Eggs

A husband kept a secret safe in the bedroom for years.

One night the husband accidentally left the safe open and left the house. His wife was curious to know what was in it, so she had a look inside. She found two eggs and $25,000. When her husband arrived, she immediately asked him why he kept eggs in his safe. He replied, "Every time I cheated on you, I put one egg in the safe." She said, "All these years and you've only cheated on me twice? You're the best husband ever! But what about the $25,000?" He answered, "Oh, every time I filled a carton of eggs, I sold it."