Math Jokes
23 jokes
Asymptote Pun
A math quip:
😂Broken Calculator
I think my calculator is broken.
😂Calculus Cabin
Two mathematicians are talking calculus.
😂Calculus Dentist
Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?
😂Calculus Pun
What is a derivative in a derivative?
😂Calculus Waitress
Two mathematicians, Joe and Richard, were having dinner in a restaurant. They were arguing about the...
😂Decimal Point
Decimals.
😂Fibonacci's Fear
Why was Fibonacci afraid of 5?
😂Goldilocks' Water
Why won't Goldilocks drink a glass of water with eight pieces of ice in it?
😂Initial Value Problem
My math teacher asked me to solve an initial value problem.
😂Irrational Gas Price
Gas should cost π dollars per gallon.
😂Math Puns
Math puns...
😂Mathematicians and Beer
An infinite number of mathematicians...
😂Nice Belt
What did the 0 say to the 8?
😂Odd Numbers
You know what's odd?
😂Perfect Number 6
My girlfriend turns to me...
😂Pi Sale
My local shop is having a sale on pie.
😂Ratio Misunderstanding
Here is a fun fact for you...
😂Russell's Paradox
How did the set react when it heard about Russell's Paradox?
😂Sir Cumference
The fattest Knight at the Round Table was Sir Cumference.
😂The Overqualified Plumber
A math professor is shocked by a plumber's bill and complains it's one-third of his salary. The plum...
😂The Value of E
I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end o...
😂Zero and Eight
What did the zero say to the eight?