Road to Hawaii

A man finds a genie's lamp and rubs it.

The genie appears and says, "I will grant you one wish." The man thinks for a moment and says, "I'd like for you to build a road from my house to Hawaii because I've always wanted to go there, but I don't like boats or planes. I'd just rather drive." The genie replies, "That would be impossible. There is no way an over-water road could be built that long, and with the ocean currents and severe weather, it would simply be impossible. You will have to wish for something else." The man thinks about this and finally says, "Okay, I guess you're right. Well, I've always had trouble understanding women. Could you make it so I can understand women?" The genie replies, "Did you want that road to Hawaii to be one lane or two?"