Military Jokes
10 jokes
AWOL Recruit's Explanation
"A.W.O.L." As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill instructor realized that one of his...
🎖️Area 51 Cessna
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply a...
🎖️GI Insurance Sales
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their governm...
🎖️Karate Expert's Salute
Did you hear about the karate expert who joined the Army? The first time he saluted, he cracked his ...
🎖️Military Branches
If you tell the different branches of the U.S. military to "Secure that building", what happens?
🎖️Military Women Joke
A lady writes: We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't ...
🎖️Private Brabant's Assignment
The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stat...
🎖️Radar and Sea Gulls
During a training cruise, a destroyer was weaving its way through a myriad of islands and small fish...
🎖️Sergeant and Private
"I suppose," snarled the leathery sergeant to the private, "that when you're discharged from the Arm...
🎖️We Ain't Done Crashin' Yet
While practicing auto-rotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up th...