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Military Jokes

12 jokes

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AWOL Recruit's Explanation

"A.W.O.L." As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill instructor realized that one of his...

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Animal Impersonators

Three soldiersβ€”one Irish, one British, and one Americanβ€”escaped from a prisoner of war camp in Germa...

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Area 51 Cessna

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply a...

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GI Insurance Sales

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their governm...

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Karate Expert's Salute

Did you hear about the karate expert who joined the Army? The first time he saluted, he cracked his ...

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Military Branches

If you tell the different branches of the U.S. military to "Secure that building", what happens?

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Military Women Joke

A lady writes: We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't ...

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Private Brabant's Assignment

The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stat...

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Radar and Sea Gulls

During a training cruise, a destroyer was weaving its way through a myriad of islands and small fish...

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Sergeant and Private

"I suppose," snarled the leathery sergeant to the private, "that when you're discharged from the Arm...

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The Lighthouse and the Navy

A lesson in navigation.

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We Ain't Done Crashin' Yet

While practicing auto-rotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up th...

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