Military Jokes
12 jokes
AWOL Recruit's Explanation
"A.W.O.L." As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill instructor realized that one of his...
ποΈAnimal Impersonators
Three soldiersβone Irish, one British, and one Americanβescaped from a prisoner of war camp in Germa...
ποΈArea 51 Cessna
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply a...
ποΈGI Insurance Sales
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their governm...
ποΈKarate Expert's Salute
Did you hear about the karate expert who joined the Army? The first time he saluted, he cracked his ...
ποΈMilitary Branches
If you tell the different branches of the U.S. military to "Secure that building", what happens?
ποΈMilitary Women Joke
A lady writes: We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't ...
ποΈPrivate Brabant's Assignment
The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stat...
ποΈRadar and Sea Gulls
During a training cruise, a destroyer was weaving its way through a myriad of islands and small fish...
ποΈSergeant and Private
"I suppose," snarled the leathery sergeant to the private, "that when you're discharged from the Arm...
ποΈThe Lighthouse and the Navy
A lesson in navigation.
ποΈWe Ain't Done Crashin' Yet
While practicing auto-rotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up th...