Dad's Profile

My dad turns 50 this weekend and I'm speaking. I need some 50th birthday jokes, one-liners, or roasts.

Some bullet points about my dad: * Has a BMW trophy car * Loves golf * Loves steak * Is a Republican * Balding * His shoulder and knee have needed surgery * Worked every day of his life since he was 15 * Raised 3 kids * Has 5 grandkids * Just got into wine and thinks he is a connoisseur * Makes homemade ice cream that he always pawns off during gatherings * Loves the NY Giants * Loves old muscle cars * Orders clothes from L.L.Bean * Wears Tiger Woods clothing * Needs naps after work