Politics Jokes

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Bush and Moses

George W. Bush sees a man in an airport lobby with a long robe and beard. Bush asks, "Aren't you Mo...

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Butcher Election

Why didn't the butcher win the election?

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Campaign Against Cynicism

"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this c...

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Clinton's Stamp

1. Clinton's Stamp When Bill Clinton completed 5 years of his Presidency, he wanted a special postag...

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Congressman Mugged

Late one night in Washington, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man...

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Dictator's E-reader

What did Kim Jong-il call his Kindle?

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Electoral College

Erika starts us out telling me that her mother is Judi. Mom called Erika to tell her she finally und...

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Eliminate the Tollbooth

"I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock do...

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Free Haircuts

One day, a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the b...

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Gingrich's Race

Newt Gingrich would probably leave the presidential race...

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Greek Economy

The Greek economy is so bad...

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Illinois Governors

If you find yourself sitting somewhere, and you look to your left and there is an Illinois Governor ...

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Immigrant Cap

David Cameron said he's going to put a cap on immigrants entering the country.

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Kim Jong Il's Contest

According to the North Korean press, Kim Jong Il has entered a sleeping contest.

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Make the Pie Higher

"We ought to make the pie higher." --South Carolina Republican Debate, Feb. 15, 2000

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Most Important Job

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." --Pella, Iowa, as quoted i...

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Naughty List

Osama, Gaddafi, and Kim Jong-il?

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Obama Voters Lightbulb

How many Obama voters does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Opposite of Progress

What is the opposite of progress?

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Political Fairy Tales

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all fairy tales begin with 'Once Upon A Time'?"

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Politician's Operation

A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation and found that the curtains were ...

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Presidential Identity

A Black man, a White guy, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar...

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Progress vs Congress

What is the opposite of progress?

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Russian Corruption

I know Russia is corrupt...

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Sarah Palin's Integrity

What do you call Sarah Palin's political integrity?

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Senate Hothead's Statement

A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, explodes one day in mid-session an...

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Survivor as a Way to Choose President

Mary: Do you watch that new show, "Survivor"? Jill: Yes, and I think it would be an excellent way to...

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The Congressman and the Little Girl

A congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and s...

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The US Economy

The US economy.

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Washington Fault

Did you hear about the earthquake?

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Washington Shakeup

Did you hear about the earthquake in D.C.?