Relationship Jokes

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50th Anniversary Tears

During the celebration of their 50th Wedding Anniversary, the wife noticed a tear in her husband's e...

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A Poem About Love

But why, but why, but why There is so much longing in the heart Even though we are continents apart ...

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Adam and Eve Ribs

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few ni...

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Adam and Eve's Marriage

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married,...

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Atheist Marriage

A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour...

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Birthday Wish Gone Wrong

1. "I'd love to be ten again" A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" Sh...

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Blind Date and Rolls Royce

"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the roommate answered....

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Blind Date with Rolls Royce Owner

"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the roommate answered. ...

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Bob's Wife Compliment

Bob was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table reading the paper after breakfast. H...

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Bread and Exes

I thought they'd named a loaf of bread after one of my exes.

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Bride's Priorities

It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisl...

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Cabbie's Praise

A man walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and ...

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Charm School

Tillie and Minnie, two old girlfriends, met for lunch. "I married a wealthy clothing manufacturer," ...

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Chat Room Surprise

Bunny and Bob, two frequent users of a chat room, discovered that they had a lot in common. Eventual...

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Cooking and Time

"Hey! This looks like a great meal! I knew my partner had a beautiful wife," said Ray, "but I didn't...

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Criticizing Cooking

Judi was telling Amanpreet, "You know, my ex never came right out and criticized my cooking. He'd ju...

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David's Family Coffee

As Barb was getting to know David and his family, she was very impressed by how much his parents lov...

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Dead Husband's Perk

Q. How can you tell if your husband is dead? A. The sex is the same, but you get the remote.

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Defensive Driving Tip

This guy found the neatest way to make his wife a more careful and defensive driver. He pointed out ...

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Demanding Husband's Breakfast

The first morning after the honeymoon, the husband got up early, went down to the kitchen, and broug...

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Dictionary Definition of Warm

John was talking to his fiancee, Rebecca, and he said, "Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?"...

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Dinner Critique

Laurie got offended just because I used the word "puke".

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Divorce and the Mother

Mary: "Were your parents upset when you got a divorce?" Jill: "Well, you know how parents are. My m...

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Ex-Mother-in-Law Visit

This guy says to his buddy, "You'll never believe what happened last night." His buddy says, "Well t...

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Expensive Dinner Date

A guy gets set up on a blind date, and he takes her out for dinner to a very expensive restaurant to...

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Expensive Engagement Ring

A man walks into a jewelry store to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring. Looking behind the glass ...

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Faith Healer

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. "I w...

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Father-in-Law's Lottery Blessing

My dearest Ranjit Singh BSc (Hons), MSc, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your love ma...

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First Date's Self-Centered Conversation

It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his h...

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Front Lawn Promise

I met my girlfriend's dad last weekend. He warned me, "Anything you do to my daughter, I'll do to yo...

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George's Revenge

Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals, recently accused George, a local man, of ...

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Golf Cheating Friends

Sid and Barney head out for their usual 9 holes. Sid offers Barney, "Let's say we make the time wort...

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Golf or Wife?

Golfer: "My wife says if I don't stop playing golf she's going to leave me!" Caddy: "I'm sure you wi...

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Golfing Mishap

"Where am I? How did I get here? Why does my head hurt?" "You're in a hospital, sir. I'm with t...

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Groom's Misery

"Congratulations my boy!" said the groom's uncle. "I'm sure you'll look back and remember today as t...

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Harmonica Love Proof

Proof Of Love

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He Always Calls Me That

I noticed that he called her 'donkey' all night. I asked why, and she said...

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Honeymoon Bed

While inspecting their honeymoon hotel room, the bride discovered a little box attached to the bed. ...

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Honeymoon's Terrible Words

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately ca...

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Husband 1.0 Software Issues

Dear Tech Support: Recently I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new ...

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Husband's Age Assessment of Wife

His wife had just bought a new line of expensive cosmetics absolutely guaranteed to make her looks y...

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Husband's Complaint at the Bar

A husband explains to the guys at the bar, "Do you know why I left her? She started to use four-lett...

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Husband's Compliments

A lady went to the hospital to wait for her husband who had just had surgery. He was coming out of t...

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Husband's Rebound

A wife who puts her husband in the doghouse will soon find him in the cat house.

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Husband's Response to 'Strength' Compliment

After a dreadful day at work, I came home tired and demoralized. My husband made me something to dri...

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Husbands' Performance

Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as a lover. The first woma...

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Jealous Husband's Film

A jealous husband hires a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wants...

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Jon's Waiting Game

Judi was startled to see the nonchalant way Jon was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with...

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Keeping Pure

A man in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second we...

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Lazy Husband's Shame

"I'm ashamed of the way we live," a young wife said to her lazy husband who refused to find a job. ...