How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
To make it possible for everyone to attend church on Sunday, we are proposing to...
God made, Adam bit, Noah arked, Abraham split, Jacob fooled, Joseph ruled, Bush ...
I am an agnostic pagan. I doubt the existence of many gods.
Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn...