Look Who Thinks He's Nothing

It is the High Holiday services and the synagogue is packed.

Overcome with emotion, the Rabbi drops to his knees and says, "Oh Lord! Without you, I am nothing!" The Cantor sees this, drops to his knees, and says, "Oh Lord! Without you, I am nothing!" Then, Mr. Schwartz in the front row drops to his knees and cries, "Oh Lord! Without you, I am nothing!" The Cantor elbows the Rabbi and whispers, "Eh, look who thinks he's nothing!"