Ice Fishing Mistake

It was my day off, so I figured I'd do something I haven't done in a while and go ice fishing. I gathered up all of my gear, and after wandering around for an hour or so, I came across a likely-looking patch of ice.

I set up my little tent and was just about to fire up the chainsaw to carve a hole in the ice when a deep, booming voice came out of nowhere... "THERE'S NO FISH THERE!"

I looked all around me, craning my neck, but there was no sign of anyone nearby. I shrugged, figured my ears were tricking me, and turned back to the task at hand. Again came the voice, this time more strenuously... "THERE'S NO FISH THERE, I SAID!"

I was sure I'd heard it this time but still couldn't see anyone. I set down the chainsaw and wandered around for a bit, trying to see if maybe a friend was playing a prank, but no luck. "What the hell," I thought, "I'll give 'er one more try."

As soon as I leaned over to grab the saw, I heard it again! "THERE'S NO FISH THERE!"

I stood, looking straight up with my arms spread, and asked, "Is that you, God?"

And the voice replied, "NO! THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER! AND THERE'S NO FISH THERE!"