Baseball in Heaven

Two best friends, who have played baseball together for years, are getting old. One turns to the other and says, "If you die before me, do whatever you can to tell me if there is baseball in heaven."

The friend agrees, and a few days later, he passes away. The surviving friend is sleeping one night when he hears a voice. "I have good news and bad news!" the ghost of his friend says. "The good news is, there is baseball in heaven! The bad news is, you're pitching next Tuesday."