Football Priorities

I was at a football game. It was a sold-out stadium, but the guy next to me had an empty seat beside him.

As the game wore on, I asked him, "Whose seat is that?" He looked at me sadly and said, "That was my wife's seat, but she passed away." "I'm sorry to hear that," I replied. "You don’t have any other family that might want to come to the game with you?" He shook his head and said, "Nah... they're all at the funeral."