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Golf vs. Funeral
Frank and Harry are at their golf club.
As Frank gets set to take his swing, a funeral procession goes by. He steps back, takes his hat off, and holds it over his heart. Harry walks over, puts his hand on Frankβs shoulder, and says, "That was a thoughtful thing to do." Frank replies, "It was the least I could do; we were married for 30 years."