Ice Fishing Voice
Two guys are out ice fishing.
They find a spot and start drilling a hole when, all of a sudden, they hear a voice boom, "There are no fish here!" "It's a message from God!" one of them says. They move to a different spot and start drilling again. Once more, they hear the voice: "There are no fish here!" So, they move a third time. As they start drilling, the voice booms again, "There are no fish here!" One of the guys looks up and asks, "Is that you, God?" The voice responds, "No, it's the rink manager."