The Hokie Dog

A guy walks into a bar to watch the Virginia Tech vs. UVA game and has his dog with him. He asks the bartender if the dog can be in there with him.

"Why in the world should I allow that?" asks the bartender.

"Well, when the Hokies score, he'll stand on his back legs and walk down the bar and back on just two feet. And when UVA scores, he'll walk on his front paws all the way across the bar and back."

"That's pretty impressive," notes the bartender.

"Oh, that's nothing. When Tech wins, he'll do backflips down the length of the bar and back," the owner proudly proclaims.

"What will he do when UVA wins?" asks the bartender.

"Dunno, he's only eight years old."