Tom Brady's Heavenly House

Eventually, after living a full life, Tom Brady dies and goes to Heaven...

At the Pearly Gates, God tells Brady, "As a reward for such a fine football career, I am giving you a house. Now, not everyone gets a house up here; in fact, it's quite rare. Tom, consider this a personal gift from the Lord your God." The Almighty shows him to his new home and Brady is somewhat taken aback. The tiny home is more of a shack with a faded Patriots flag flying over it. Still, Tom Brady tells God how thankful he is for such a special blessing. After the Father gives Brady a short tour of his new home, Tom notices a three-story mansion just around the block. The enormous home is painted in orange and blue, even down to the driveway and sidewalks. A huge Denver Broncos flag flies off a 50-foot flagpole above the house, and a Tim Tebow jersey hangs over the front door. Brady, a little perplexed, turns to God and asks, "I don't mean to be ungrateful, Lord, but I was an all-pro quarterback, I won three Super Bowls, and I was inducted into the Hall of Fame last year. Why does Tim Tebow get a better house than me?" God chuckles and replies, "That's not Tim's house. That's My house!"