Secret to Longevity

Jim was having his 109th birthday party. A news reporter showed up to interview him and asked, "What's your secret to living so long?"

"It's easy. I never argue with anyone," replied Jim.

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" screamed the reporter. "Exercise, diet, not drinking... those make sense. But not arguing? You've got to be insane!" Old Jim stared back at the reporter for a moment. "Hmm. I guess you're right."