Blonde Jokes
49 jokes
Big Red Truck
A blonde is at home.
💁Blind Cowboy's Joke Dilemma
An old, blind cowboy accidentally wanders into an all-girl biker bar. He sits down and orders a beer...
💁Blonde Horseback Riding
A blonde tries to go horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.
💁Blonde Ice Fishing and the Manager
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting ...
💁Blonde Ice Hockey Team
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
💁Blonde Joke
Rosie15413 with AOL I'm sorry to say that those jokes weren't funny. Can't you tell some good jokes ...
💁Blonde Reads YMCA Sign
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! they spelled MACYS wrong.
💁Blonde Renovation
Two blonde women are renovating a house.
💁Blonde Scales Fence
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
💁Blonde Traffic Stop
A blonde motorist is pulled over by a blonde policewoman for speeding.
💁Blonde and Brunette Taxi Joke
A blonde and her brunette friend were talking. "I hate all the blonde jokes people say." "Oh, they ...
💁Blonde and Her License
There was a blonde driving down the center of the road at 100 mph. A police officer pulled her over ...
💁Blonde and Snow Plow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you...
💁Blonde and the AM Radio
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at nigh...
💁Blonde and the Car
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off to meet his friend...
💁Blonde and the License
There was a blonde driving down the center of the road at 100 mph. A police officer pulled her over ...
💁Blonde and the Phone Book
A blonde walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it w...
💁Blonde and the Sheep
Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blonde jo...
💁Blonde's Smart Loan Strategy
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to E...
💁Blondes and Fishing
Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. ...
💁Blondes and the Mercedes
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Th...
💁Corn Flakes Puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?"
💁Flashing Red Light
What goes "Vroom!... screech... Vroom!... screech"?
💁Glass Wall
Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
💁Goldfish Seizures
A blonde woman takes her goldfish to the vet.
💁Hunting for Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator sh...
💁International NFL
I was telling a blonde friend about the teams playing in the Super Bowl this year.
💁Ironing and the Red Ears
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears, a...
💁Jigsaw Puzzle
Why was the blonde happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
💁Make Up Her Mind
She was so blonde...
💁Missed Connection
To the beautiful blonde sitting across from me on the delayed 11:42 Manchester to London train...
💁Other Side of the River
A blonde is walking along a river, trying to figure out how to get to the other side...
💁Painting Lines
Community Service
💁Potatoes in the Sack
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead break out of jail...
💁Puzzle Timeline
A blonde finishes a puzzle in three months and is so happy that she tells everyone.
💁Secret PIN
Two blondes are at an ATM.
💁Short Jokes
Why are blonde jokes so short?
💁Smart Parking Strategy
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
💁Sunday Laugh
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Sunday?
💁The Blonde and the Paint
A blonde decides she's tired of blonde jokes, so she wants to prove she's smart. While her husband i...
💁The Changing Zip Code
A blonde is speaking to his psychiatrist. Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are compla...
💁The Interview
A young blonde woman goes for an office job interview. The interviewer decides to start with the bas...
💁The Other Way
A blonde girl is eating an ice cream cone.
💁The Prison Escape
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are trying to escape from a prison. The guards are onto them, so...
💁The Rower
A blonde woman was tired of all the "stupid blonde" jokes, so she decided to do something about it.
💁The Sack Trick
Three women escape from prison.
💁The Spare Engine
A blonde is pulling into a parking lot in her Volkswagen Beetle...
💁Third Grade Smoker
A blonde walking down the street sees a young boy smoking. "You shouldn't be smoking. What grade are...
💁Walk Into a Building
Two blondes walk into a building...