Frog Loan

A frog walks into a bank to ask for a loan.

He approaches the loan officer, Mr. Paddywack. Mr. Paddywack asks for collateral, as banks always do. The frog says, "I only have this little porcelain elephant." The loan officer explains that a figurine isn't really sufficient collateral, but he agrees to ask his manager. The frog adds, "Oh yeah, and my dad is Mick Jagger." Mr. Paddywack goes to his manager and says, "There is a frog out there who wants a loan. He only has a small porcelain elephant, but he mentioned his dad was Mick Jagger, if that matters." The manager looks at the item and replies, "It's a knick-knack, Paddywack. Give the frog a loan; his dad's a Rolling Stone."