Story Jokes

Apartment for the Goldberg Family

Ira and Esther Goldberg had a large family of seven healthy children. They moved to America from Eur...

Arrogance of Authority

The Arrogance of Authority:

Aunt Karen's Moral

A teacher told her class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it and t...

Biggest Lie Contest

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them...

Blind Man in Texas

A blind man goes for a holiday in Texas. He takes a taxi from the airport to his hotel and, realizin...

Coffee in Bed

As Barb was getting to know David and his family, she was very impressed by how much his parents lov...

Cruise Ship Diary

Diary Entries of a Young Woman on a cruise ship. Dear Diary MONDAY: What a wonderful cruise this i...

Decide, Don't Hope

While waiting to pick up a friend at the airport in Portland, Oregon, I had one of those life changi...

Doctors and Stethoscopes

A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace the aging doctor there. The older doctor su...

Fishing Story

I once heard of a boy who was fishing off a lake shore, trying to catch catfish. He was by himself, ...

Gladly the Cross-Eyed Bear

My Grandfather used to tell of the little girl who named her stuffed teddy bear "Gladly." When asked...

Hair Dye Mishap

Just call me Janet Leigh. I looked like Psycho tonight. A few months ago I dyed my hair red, making ...

Hotel and Wife

A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight. Very tired after a long day's trip, he asks the...

Jewish Scholar's Deduction

Learning English

A man moves to America.

Mime and the Lion

An out-of-work mime visits the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. However, a...

Minding My Own Business

How I learned to mind my own business:

Monastery Rope

There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air...

Need a Push

A man and his wife were awoken at 3:00 AM by a loud pounding on their door. The man gets up and goes...

Old Man and the Telephone

An Old Jewish Man Is Talking Long-Distance To California When All Of A Sudden He Gets Cut Off. He Ho...

Pilot's Unusual Walk with a Seeing Eye Dog

I'm not sure where this story originated, but it's funny. I sure wish I had been in the terminal whe...

Plate Like Chrome

So a guy goes to his dentist...

Prison Joke Numbers

A man ends up in prison and makes friends with his cellmate.

Red Shirt

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded...

Satan and St. Peter

The Automatic Church Pew

A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three-month trip to the H...

The Car and the Cow

A city man was tooling down a country road when his car sputtered to a complete stop near a field fi...

The Farmer and the Mule

The Gujarati's Wish

A Gujarati man having no children, no money, no home, and a blind mother prays sincerely to God to i...

The Judge and the Watch

A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful bec...

The Lucky Saucer

In front of a delicatessen, an art connoisseur noticed a mangy little kitten lapping up milk from a ...

The Mosquito and Sardarji

Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights...

The Onion Addict

I really like long story jokes that have crap punchlines at the end. Does anybody got any others?

The Purple Gorilla

A traveler was driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, his car stopped. He got out and lo...

The Rabbit's Thesis

It is a fine, sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on ...

The Sad Story

Bill, Jim, & Scott were at a convention together & were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-sto...

The Silent Prince

Once upon a time, there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an ...

The Sticky Octopus

This joke works best with physical pantomime.

The Three-Legged Chicken

A traveling salesman in the boonies of Georgia saw a chicken along side the rode and paid it no mind...

The Worst Sin

Three men die and are waiting to get into Heaven.

Three Inmates' Solitary Confinement Outcomes

Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they're all sentenced to twenty years in solit...

Wedding Knife Superstition

Here's a superstition for you: It is bad luck to give knives as wedding presents. Supposedly it will...