The Gujarati's Wish

A Gujarati man having no children, no money, no home, and a blind mother prays sincerely to God to improve his lifestyle. God is very pleased with his prayer and grants him one wish.

The man says, "OK God, thanks. My one and only wish is: I want my Mom to see my wife putting twenty million rupees worth of diamonds around my child's neck, in my Mercedes-Benz parked near the swimming pool of our new 5-acre bungalow in Beverly Hills." God thinks, "Damn it! I still have a lot to learn from these Gujaratis."