Blind Man in Texas

A blind man goes for a holiday in Texas. He takes a taxi from the airport to his hotel and, realizing the car is huge, he says to the driver, "Wow, you have a big taxi!"

The driver replies, "Yes, everything is big in Texas." When he reaches the hotel, he feels that the main lobby is huge. He tells the manager, "Your hotel must be really big." The manager says, "I know, everything's big in Texas." Later in the day, the blind man falls into the swimming pool and starts screaming, "Don't flush! Don't flush!"