Steve Jobs in Hell

After his death, Steve Jobs wakes up in Hell and asks Satan, "Why am I here?"

"Certainly, I've changed the world for the better through an innovative technological revolution," Jobs continues. "That's quite true," says Satan. "You belong 'upstairs' and I'm only borrowing you for a few days. But see, whenever new evil-doers land in Hell, they're presented with a brand new 17-inch MacBook Pro with quad-core processors, 8 gigabytes of RAM, and a 500-gigabyte solid-state drive." "That sounds like a pretty good deal, actually," says Jobs. "So why am I here?" "I need you to help me load them all with Windows 95."