Wordplay Jokes

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Alzheimer's Poem Joke

Roses are red...

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Anatomy Mixup

If your feet smell and your nose runs...

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Beer Can Accent

Say "beer can" out loud in a British accent.

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Best Nation and City

What's the best nation in the world?

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Blind Man and Window Installation

A woman is in the shower and hears a knock at the door. Wondering who it could be, she turns off the...

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Blowing Up Balloons

I suck at blowing up balloons.

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Brazilian Soldiers

I saw her crying hysterically, so I asked her what the matter was.

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Bruce Lee's Favorite Drink

What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

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Buddhist Memes

Why are Buddhists great at memes?

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Butter and Women Comparison

I like my women like I like my butter

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Cannibal Dinner Grammar

Normal kids: "What's for dinner, Mom?"

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Cash, Jobs, and Hope

Fifteen years ago, we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs, and Bob Hope.

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Ceiling Fan Cheering

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

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Chinese Jews

Tony and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant.

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Chris Chen

Do you think all Asians look alike?

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Cigar Box

Can a cigar box?

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Classroom Social Media

A boy and a girl are in a classroom...

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Clearing the Air

What do you use to clear the air of stupidity?

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Colorful Communist

What do you call a cowardly, depressed communist who recycles?

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Compliment Misunderstanding

I think you are Amazoning!

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DNA Acronym

What does DNA stand for?

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Definitely Using "Definitely"

A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain the definition of "definitely" to her class. To ensure t...

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Dhai Another Day

James Bond was traveling in an auto-rickshaw in India.

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Dirty Thoughts

I always have dirty thoughts...

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Dyslexic Agnostic

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

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Dyslexic Bar Walk

My friend with dyslexia told me this joke today:

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Dyslexic Insomniac Agnostic

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic?

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Dyslexic Post

My mate thought it was funny...

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Dyslexic Senses

Two dyslexic guys are in a car.

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Dyslexics Unite

Dyslexics of the world...

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Elephant at Safeway

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

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Elephant in Subway

How do you get an elephant into a subway?

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Eliminate a Race

If you could eliminate one entire race from the face of the planet, which would you choose?

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Escaped Medium

A short fortune teller escaped from prison.

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Fascinate Sentence

The teacher asked the class, "Can anyone use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence?"

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Fastest Way to London

There was a tourist in Dublin.

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Feeling a Void

Lately, I've been feeling a void in my life...

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Fine for Dumping

A sheriff pulls up next to a guy unloading garbage out of his pickup truck into a ditch.

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Forget the Wheel

Forget the wheel...

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Freudian Slips at Dinner

Two friends are at a bar talking about embarrassing situations. The first friend says, "Man, last we...

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Gandhi's Description

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time...

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Grammar Bar

The Past, the Present, and the Future walk into a bar.

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Half Indian

I have a friend who's half Indian.

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Hardest Cult

What is the hardest cult to join?

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Housing Development

What did the Mexican say when a housing development fell on him?

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Insulting the Illiterate

You shouldn't say mean things about the illiterate.

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Knapsack Straps

Knapsack straps.

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Life Gives Melons

If life gives you melons...

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Man Eating Chicken

I once paid to see a man eating chicken.

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Man Walks Into a Bar

A man walks into a bar.