Sports Jokes

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Afraid of Hurdles

I used to be extremely afraid of hurdles...

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Armadillo and the Spartans

How many Spartans does it take to eat an armadillo? Three---one to eat, while two watch for cars.

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Bad Golf Game

Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!" Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played befor...

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Bar Joke and Spartans

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Hey barkeep, did you ever hear the one about the Michigan State Sp...

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Baseball Elephant

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

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Baseball Smarts

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

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Baseball in Heaven

Two best friends, who have played baseball together for years, are getting old. One turns to the oth...

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Basketball and Bib

Why did the basketball wear a bib? So it wouldn't dribble.

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Beating Alabama

What's harder than beating Alabama twice?

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Boxing Match Deception

Jack Jones and Bob Brown met in a match to decide the better of the two. Halfway into the fourth rou...

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Caddy's Preference

Golfer: "Well caddy, do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf."

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Christmas for Devin Hester

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas?

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Clemson Colors

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

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College Rivalry

What's yellow and blue and smells like poo?

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Costly Turnovers

Why are hockey turnovers like ex-wives?

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Dirk the AC

It's been so hot lately, I finally got a new AC.

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Dirk's Extra 10%

You know the "four quarters" LeBron joke? How about the Dirk one?

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Dollar vs LeBron

What is the difference between a dollar and LeBron James?

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Exciting Sport

What is the most exciting sport in the world?

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F1 vs NASCAR

I prefer F-1 over NASCAR...

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First Base

What do a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common?

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First Football Huddle

Do you know what was said in the first football huddle?

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Football Player's Diagnosis

FOOTBALL PLAYER: Coach, my doctor says I can't play football. COACH: You didn't have to go to a doct...

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Football Priorities

I was at a football game. It was a sold-out stadium, but the guy next to me had an empty seat beside...

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Football is Unfair

"Football is unfair. The team with the most yards should win."

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Giving Up Golf

The Wise Golfer

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Golf Ball Salesman

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to h...

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Golf Beer Refund

A golfer bought a six-pack of beer, but he had to take it back...

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Golf vs. Funeral

Frank and Harry are at their golf club.

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Golfer Hits a Priest

A priest rushed from church one day to keep a golf date. He was halfway down the first fairway, wait...

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Golfer's Bad Game

GOLF A vacationing golfer was out playing on a course that he had never played before. He hired a ca...

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Golfing with Bad Eyesight

"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife, Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my...

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Gorilla's Golf Game

A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is anyone interested in a little wager?" he said, flas...

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Hester's Charges

A man was recently brought up on charges for smacking Bears Wide Receiver Devin Hester on the head.

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Hockey Injury Explained

Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed and asked A...

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Ice Fishing Voice

Two guys are out ice fishing.

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Incoming Ball

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger.

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Irene and Bruins

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

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Jose's Yankee Stadium Experience

Jose lived in San Juan, and all he ever wanted was to see a baseball game in Yankee Stadium. Jose lo...

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Just for Kicks

I used to be a professional boxer.

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Keeping Spartans Out

How do you keep a Spartan out of your yard? Put up a goal post!

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LeBron vs Jordan

LeBron reminds me of Michael Jordan...

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LeBron's Education

Why didn't LeBron go to college?

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LeBron's Phone

Did you hear about the new LeBron James phone?

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LeBron's Ring

I hear if you are a woman in a relationship you have a better chance of getting a ring than LeBron d...

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Lebron's Transmission

Why does Lebron James drive an automatic?

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Lost a Corner

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

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Mexican Basketball

How do they play basketball in Mexico?

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NASCAR Relations

How come NASCAR drivers don't get along with each other?

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Racing Fan

I'm a bit of a racist.